Russell Brand - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 8 April 2012

Gossip columnists seemed surprised I am giving up my right to the marital home I bought with Katy.

It's called Karma... We didn't sign a prenup when we wed in 2010, so technically it gives me a claim to half of my ex-wife's £28million fortune now we are separated.

But I opted not to make a claim, it's called karma.
Next I will marry Donald Trump, and he is a gazillionaire!
I am definitely getting a pre-nup with Trumpy Wumpy!