Roy Hodgson - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 24 July 2012

Sir Elton John has called for former England ace Glenn Hoddle or Wigan manager Roberto Martinez to lead the national team to glory after the squad's poor performance at the Euro 2012 tournament.
"I wouldn't have chosen Roy. He's a good club manager and a lovely man but we need a revolution. Glenn Hoddle is the man, but he's had his go already. Roberto Martinez at Wigan? We need someone young.

Well he is clever ain't he - someone young? What about one of of Wayne Rooney's 18-month racehorses?

The Rocketman deserves a rocket! Mind you, he'd probably like that!