Ross Kemp - My Fake Diary

Monday, 27 August 2012

Just rang up nan. She's off out on a Bank Holiday day trip to Brighton with her Monday afternoon dominoes club.

I told her to have a great day and take a jumper. Ha, like the old days when she would tell me to wrap up warm. How times change.

I was actually ringing to tell her Sky Three are doing an afternoon of all my programmes:

Ross Kemp In Afghanistan
Ross Kemp: Extreme World
Ross Kemp: Battle for The Amazon.

Looks like she's gonna miss it. I didn't have the heart to tell her. I'm welling up here.

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