Ross Kemp - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 29 February 2012

SO my ex wife Rebecca Brooks borrowed a horse from the Met Police and returned it two years later in worse condition that what she was given it.

To be fair, I was in worse condition when we divorced than when we married. News of The World was in worse condition after she took over, and The Sun newspaper is in worse condition when she was Chief executive. Good luck to her new husband and recently adopted baby. On current form, they'll need it!

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