Richard Madeley - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 1 April 2008

I was planning to mix hair dye in with Philip Scofield's shampoo on This Morning, as an April Fool's day joke.

It was just to show the silver haird charmer that I was still King of the Sofa, but Judy said not to, so we didn't. She does not have my testicles in a jar. She really doesn't.