Ray Mears - My Fake Diary
Friday, 9 January 2009
Bit of a cold snap across the old UK right now, but I enjoy it, tracking all the little furries and birds etc. in the snow.
Been putting feed and warm water out for the little fellers too. Doing my bit.
Got a bit chilly last night sat around me garden camp fire so the missus invited me inside for some cocoa and a bun.
Sat cuddled up watching the telly thing.
Been living on the land all my life and pretty much understand it, weather / seasons and all.
Some speccy anorak pillocks were on saying they've got global warming all wrong because we're all supposed to be sweating to death and bollocks deep in seawater by now due the melting ice caps.
Another class A prat was going on about how we've beaten global warming and the cold spell proved it.
One more of their number reckons we've gone too far with carbon reduction and CO2 gas emission controls and kick started another Ice Age.
What a bunch of tossers. More degrees than a thermometer and they still know nowt. It's all down to that bloody big yellow ball in the sky: the SUN.
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