Ray Mears - My Fake Diary

Monday, 12 January 2009

Definitely a Monday morning.

Had the plods round earlier, along with a pair of walking penises from the council.

Apparently me neighbours a mile across the fields (?) have complained about me communications systems being environmentally unfriendly.

The drums mainly, more so than the smoke signals to the local garden centre and the pub.

Been told to cease and desist with me tom-tom text messaging after 8:00pm in the evenings.

Pity, I was saving a bloody fortune by having the phone disconnected.

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