Ralph Nader - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 4 July 2010

I have a confession to make, I am secretly a Republican.

I ran as a 3rd party candidate, so that the Republican candidates for President would win elections, I made myself look like a liberal in hopes of siphoning votes off liberals who did not wanna vote for either the Republican or Democratic candidates for President.

Unfortunately Bob Barr who is secretly a Democrat, pulled a scheme to get conservative votes, and that is how Barack Saddam Hussein Osama Bin Laden got in as President illegally.