Ralph Nader - My Fake Diary

Monday, 15 November 2010

Dear Diary,

I can't believe GM won't have to payback all the money they borrowed from the government. If I did that, well, they would send me to prison or garnish my wages until I couldn't afford to eat anything but Ramen Noodles.

It is a sad day for me, and I think I will stay in bed today.