Ralph Nader - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 21 July 2010

I a secret Republican want the Democrats to be kicked out of office this year, with that in mind I am scheming to campaign for 3rd party candidates that can siphon votes off Democrats.

I am also scheming to go about getting Democratic incumbents who have primaries challenges voted out in the primaries so that the Republican nominees will get elected to the seats they are running for.

I sure had the pleasure of helping Bush win in 2000 and 2004, I tried to get McCain to win in 2008 as well, and im gonna help 2012's nominee win by running for President again and siphoning votes off Barack Saddam Hussein Osama Bin Laden.

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