Ralph Nader - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 23 February 2011

Dear Diary -

I do not know why but lately I have found that I am feeling extremely lonely, depressed, and ignored.

I can hardly wait for 2012 so that I can run for president again. I have a very strong feeling that this time I may have a very good chance of winning.

I have been talking to my friends, neighbors, and relatives and I can say with confidence that so far I have a total of 27 votes.

Ralph Nader,
The next president of the USA