Queen Elizabeth II - My Fake Diary
Tuesday, 28 August 2012
My third maid's second assistant's trainee kitchen porter tells me that an American website has published:
Really we Americans should kick in a little something to help support the British royal family since we get so much fun out of them.
There was good, clean fun like Kate Middleton's very stylish wedding to Prince William, who is next in line to the British throne after his father, Charles, if the ageless Queen Elizabeth II should ever die.
And then there is good, raunchy fun like Prince Harry's flying visit to Las Vegas, where in just over 72 hours he provided the U.S. and British press with at least a week's worth of material that has yet to run out.
And there were nude photos to boot of Harry and a young lady holding a pool cue. Harry is holding what a smirking British tabloid referred to as "the crown jewels."
Oh dear… how terribly crude they are!