Queen Elizabeth II - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 26 August 2012

The conflict between Kate Middleton and Camilla Parker-Bowles has reportedly intensified and turned vicious.

My ninth maids assistant kitchen porter's boot-boy tells One that the highly ambitious wife of Prince Charles has now trained her guns on Prince William, making nasty comments about his receding hairline and bald spots.

Terribly gossip making and enjoyable… what?