Queen Elizabeth II - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 23 August 2012

One's Royal corgis are in the dog house.

One's six beloved pets are in trouble for ganging up on Princess Beatrice's three Norfolk terriers, sending one, Max, to the vet.

The fight started when the pets' handler - the so-called Royal Dog Boy - lost control of the pups when they got overexcited during a walk at One's Balmoral Castle.

They were being taken along the long corridor leading to the Tower Door before being let into the grounds for a walk, and they all became overexcited, they began fighting among themselves and unfortunately the inept no longer in One's employment third assistant dog boy lost control of the situation.

Not One's Royal corgi's fault at all!