Queen Elizabeth II - My Fake Diary

Monday, 13 August 2012

The distraught Princess Michael of Kent - who is the wife of One's cousin Prince Michael - left the Olympics team dressage early on Tuesday (07.08.12) to search for her beloved Burmese Ruby cat, who has not been seen at her £11b Kensington Palace home since Monday.

One has sent over a few hundred ploicemen and soldiers to help her search for her Royal cat.

She said she would return the helicopters and police infra-red cameras when she find the cat.