Queen Elizabeth II - My Fake Diary
Wednesday, 15 August 2012
Philip is back in hospital. The official reason is bladder problems - again.
The real reason is last week during the Olympics he sneaked out to watch the womens beach volleyball at Horses Guards Parade. He went in disguise wearing his 'dirty old man rainmac' but I still spotted him using the BBC red button. When he got back I kicked him in the knackers!
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