Queen Elizabeth II - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 15 August 2012

One is somewaht pissed orf with Phil today, the man will just not learn to keep it in his trousers as a result one has caught another dose of the clap!
One will certainly be firing that little trollop of a maid, this is the second time she has given one's other half a dose...who does she think she is, Fergie?