Queen Elizabeth II - My Fake Diary

Monday, 21 May 2012

I employ someone to wear my shoes in before I put them on to ensure I am in discomfort.

Stewart Parvin, who has designed One's dresses for 11 years, said it was right One should go to such lengths because One could never decide to change One's shoes half way through an official engagement.

Quiet right too... surely everyone does this do they not?