Osama bin Laden - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 17 December 2014

Starting to think I got a raw deal here. I mean, the Americans said I would live in the lap of luxury after taking the wrap for 9/11, but I here I am in bloody Milton Keynes! The surgery worked and nobody recognises me, for sure, but I'm not happy with my wardrobe and I don't think Allah will be, either. I'm supposed to be a 'Chav' to blend in, whatever that means. Still, at least this top has a hood…

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