Osama bin Laden - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 28 July 2016

Loving it here in Pakistan. Wow, I'm just writing from my brand new compound here in Pakistan, it's great. The American infidels will never find me here! Pakistan's great, I'd thoroughly recommend the Lonely Planet guide to here and coming to pay a visit. Lovely climate, summer all year 'round!

Hold on a second, somebody's at the door.
-Wish you were here, Osama xx