Osama bin Laden - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 30 June 2018

Still feeling quite stiff, can't seem to move or get up, I think something must be up. No f-ing way i'm not dead still. Not a damned virgin in sight! Liars, they can't deliver 1 virgin let alone 1000. That's it! I'm out of here!............Umm maybe a little help here lifting my urn.