Osama bin Laden - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 27 December 2007

Dear diary, today was a sad day for me. I'm down to my last atomic bomb. I got a radio-active lump of coal for chrismas. Santa is lucky he doesnt have a country or i would have blown it up by now. Anyway, George dropped by on christmas today to share the christmas cheer. He has promised me Alaska and part of Canada as his christmas present to me. I promised him an atomic bomb, so now i have no atomic bombs left. I shouldnt have made that promise. I alson joined an online spoof writers website so that i could show the world what is really in my diary.

I'm still sad, but knowing i now have Alaska and part of Canada under my beard makes me feel alot better.