Osama bin Laden - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 25 July 2007

Dear Diary

Today I had some people murdered,but I'm used to that and it's not really fun anymore.Death To All!!

Anyway I got into a fight with my wife,my wife is the most beautiful goat in the world.Anyway she wouldn't let me have sex,I kept trying but she kept running away.I guess I'll try again tomorrow.