Osama bin Laden - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 3 February 2008

Good Day,

I have finished my new autobiography. It is not mine, I have been ghost writing it for George Bush. I made him look a real fool in it, and I was paid 1 Million dollars for the privellage. It is amazing how losing the beard and putting on a few pounds made people think I was American. That, and changing my name to Jed Red-Neck, obviously...............