Osama bin Laden - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 1 November 2007

Dear Diary,

Grief! Another day in Peckham.

Woke up today with a hangover from Ash-Kibab's late night curry store - some of me mates there wanted to go around and have a right laugh with the old gavvers.

Ah well, smelt the milk - right horrible! Went and got some more from the local. Old Jim there said he'd look out for anymore of those whizz-bangs me an Jack-Al used to get down under.

I've bin reading this poet book yeh, Wordsworm or someing - right soppy but kinda nice you know whata mean?

Anywayz,

laters

Os