Osama bin Laden - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 12 March 2008

Blew up King Kong today. I have officially run out of real thinks to kill and so now have turned to cardboard cut outs of famous wanna-bes. They will never be as famous as me, I've cost more than what any other real life thing has and have exceeded what Lord of the Rings cost. Tomorrow i will kill a cardboard cut out of Doctor Who. That should be fun