Osama bin Laden - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 5 August 2006

Oh, Diary,

I am miserable. I am missing wife # 83. She is so beautiful, but refuses to share my hole in the ground. I swear, when I finally rule the world, I will have her beheaded.

I am stuck with wife # 123. She is uglier than me, and her beard is longer. I swear, when I finally rule the world, I will have her beheaded..


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