Osama bin Laden - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 1 March 2007

Dear Diary,

Still waiting for the Americans to find me. SOOO BORED! I spend half my time playing chicken, where I shoot flares at the location of my cave and wait for no americans to see them.

Ahmed and I just finished our 857th game of Texas Hold-em and to be totally frank with you it's not anywhere near as exciting as when we started. Every allah damn time he has a good hand he yawns like President Bush during storytime. Drives me nuts.

Osama


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