Osama bin Laden - My Fake Diary

Friday, 22 December 2006

Dear Diary,

Diary, new code word for falafels...made of chickpeas and grounded lamb...wonder where those lambs come from...ah yes, America of course... that is why they are sooo delicious. Darn Americans, infilitrating my country and then my stomach!

NOTE TO SELF: Ask Ahmad to find out where the Americans keep there secret lamb farm....

Till tommorrow, ensha'allah...

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