Osama bin Laden - My Fake Diary
Tuesday, 11 July 2006
I am mad, really mad. No, I mean really mad as in I should be institutionalized.
Somebody, please give me shock treatments. I mean, with really high voltage. Maybe that will fix the problem.
Then I'll need a PR person. I mean, a really good PR person. Someone like Hillary Clinton or Teddy Kennedy. Then maybe I can win the hearts of the people again. I mean the ones whose hearts I have had ripped out of their chests while they were still alive. I'll give them back, I promise.
They're coming to take me away, ha ha hee hee ho ho...
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