Osama bin Laden - My Fake Diary

Monday, 6 November 2006

Dear Diary,

I hate this cave. I really hate this cave. The bats poop on my when they come in at night, it smells musty, you can't get good reception on the television or radio, it's hard to see the naked pictures of the blonde capitalist pig whore American women in their trashy magazines,.....

I want to go home.

I want my mommy.

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