Nick C Legg - My Fake Diary
Thursday, 10 May 2012
I have pledged to help restore Northern manufacturing to its former glory as part of new efforts to "govern for the whole country" following the electoral humiliation suffered by both Coalition parties last week.
Speaking alongside David Cameron on the Coalition's second anniversary, the I said the "one very important lesson" to take from the mauling inflicted by voters upon the Conservatives and Liberal Democrats across the North of England, Wales and Scotland last Thursday was that more must be done to support areas beyond London and the South!
Of course it was all hogwash, what the fuck can I do with Cameron in charge?
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