Nick C Legg - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 9 May 2012

David Cameron and I, will reaffirm our commitment to tackling Britain's record deficit and rebuilding the shattered economy in a joint speech later today, at a factory in Essex.

We will declare our determination to work together, and do "whatever needs doing to succeed!"

We will not falter, we will fight them on the beach.... no, no, I lost it a bit there!

Anyone for a game of snobs?