Nick C Legg - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 15 May 2012

I believe that my 'Pupil premium' will change lives.

The 50 schools that make best use of the pupil premium to help children from disadvantaged backgrounds could win £10,000 each!

If their parents are poor, by the time they start primary school they're more likely to be behind the other children; they're more likely to leave it unable to read and write properly; they're much less likely to go on to get five good GSCEs; far less likely to take their A' levels.

I will reassess things after we see how many children are found shop lifting, burning police stations, and mugging old people this summer compared to the last summer!

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