Napoleon - My Fake Diary

Monday, 10 September 2012

In a letter to Josephine a few months after we married, I wrote:

I don't love you, not at all; on the contrary I detest you - You're a naughty, gawky, foolish slut.

And that was just the first sentence.

I ended the same letter by saying; I hope before long to crush you in my arms and cover you with a million kisses burning as though beneath the equator."

A little confused myself…

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