Napoleon - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 13 September 2012

August 15, 1769: I was born in Ajaccio, Corsica

August 9-20, 1794: I was imprisoned under suspicion of being a Jacobin and a supporter of Robespierre

August 1, 1798: Under the command of that shit-head Admiral Nelson, the British fleet destroys the French navy in the Battle of Aboukir

August 23, 1799: Receiving news of turmoil in France, I returned to Paris

August 30, 1799: Josephine refused me sex!

So, you can see I am not fond of the month of August!

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