Napoleon - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 11 September 2012

I used to like to have a few glasses of wine before going into battle.

French wine of course… if I could have resisted taking more and more before going into battle over the years, maybe things might have turned out differently.

I'm just glad to still be so much loved and respected by my former enemies.

Shame the gits didn't when I was alive!

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