Napoleon - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 5 September 2012

Can you believe it, Paul McCartney is to receive Légion d'honneur from Francois Hollande!

In the ceremony scheduled for Sept. 8, McCartney will be made an officer of the Légion d'honneur, France's highest public distinction... Mon Dieu, the idiots have already given one to Cunt Eastwood and Liza Minnelli, now they give one to an old hippy!

Then when I realised the honour carries social status but no money, and recipients have to buy their own medal from a licensed jeweller, with prices ranging from 169 euros to 700 euros for the highest rank, it all made sense...

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