Miley Cyrus - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 11 January 2014

Derriere Diary,

I had a little too much to drink before that one show and now I don't know what to do. Because it brought me more attention than all the fake dates and boyfriends in the mags put together.

I noticed on the bottle of wine and even on a beer bottle, while I could still read, that it says "Warning, drinking alcohol is dangerous if you are pregnant" or something like that.

That's kind of silly because it was probably drinking it beforehand that made you preggers to start with.

I just can't remember some of those pics I've seen lately.

My hair looks like I been groomed by someone who does poodle.

-Miley