Miley Cyrus - My Fake Diary
Saturday, 25 January 2014
Dear Diary - If I had my choice of twerking all of the members of the Seattle Seahawks or all of the members of the Denver Broncos (no pun intended) I think I would twerk the Broncos.
I just like the name Broncos. It is a strong, vibrant, virile name, whereas the name Seahawks sounds like a bird that got caught in an oil spill up in that horrible witch, Sarah Palin's state.
Sarah Palin recently said that I am a bad role model for young women. Well the cellulite-thighed, butch dyke looking slut is a bad role model for humans.
I hope she gets kidnapped by a sex-starved polar bear.
And really, who the hell cares what a washed up old windbag like her thinks anyway?
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