Miley Cyrus - My Fake Diary
Friday, 10 January 2014
Dear Diary,
Boy did I surprise those folks with that "Wrecking Ball" performance! I wanted them to know that Hannah Montana has grown up. I'm Miley Cyrus and I have a cute bun.
So all of a sudden all these guys want dates now.
Most of them are only after one thing. Every girl knows that.
I especially hate the ones that say, "You know Miley, I love you but I'm not really in love with you!"
Now what does that mean? If you ask, they don't know either.
How about if I clarify it for you. You want inside me even though you don't particularly like those wrecking ball stunts.
I still have chaffing. Hope it gets well soon.
Good night Diary.
-Miley not Hannah
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