Melania Trump - My Fake Diary

Friday, 27 September 2019

I've got to get out of this crazy madhouse. It only gets worse every day. Donald makes sure I get locked in all the time and can't go outside to find a divorce attorney. The only attorneys I see are like that whack-job Julie something. I wonder if I could go back to modeling if I lost a little weight. Hmmm...

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