Melania Trump - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 15 December 2018

Oh no! I've been trying to escape from here ever since Donnie got elected. Now I have to really step it up! I've managed to siphon-off a little bit of the cash I deserved for having to be First Lady and a White House credit card. I'm out of here! Hopefully, my next diary entry will be from Bahrain!