Melania Trump - My Fake Diary
Monday, 1 April 2019
I can't believe that they finally gave me a celebrity diary entry on here. Like, I don't rate enough to be made fun of! I guess I've done enough stupid or eccentric things to finally be worthy of stupid celebrity diary entries. I guess that means I've finally arrived. I wonder if I could get plastic surgery so no one would recognize me?
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