Melania Trump - My Fake Diary

Monday, 10 December 2018

Oh! Having to go to that dreadful funeral with all those ex-presidents and First Ladies was the worst thing I've had to do yet since Asshole got his President job. Who cares if I don't know the words to all those pagan hymns? I guess the press does. I'm going to make sure Asshole doesn't drag me with him any more. I get much better press without him.