Kim Kardashian - My Fake Diary

Friday, 2 December 2016

Oh, I'm freaking out! I just spent 18 grand on some clothes and they all MAKE MY BUTT LOOK BIG!
I can't let Kanye see my butt looking this big. What can I do? I know! I'll fly somewhere until my butt isn't so big. Where can I go? Paris is out of the question. I'll just put my finger on this globe and pick a country and go there!
Hmmm. Somalia. I wonder how that place is! Maybe I'll take a ship there.

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