Kim Kardashian - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 6 January 2018

So, it would appear that I no longer have the biggest arse in the world.

It is a shame, as it now seems to live in the White House. Still, at least mine is a better looking sphere than the ones that Donald Trump moves around in. It could be worse,I suppose, it makes my nightmare of a family looking almost functional. If that is what being in reality television does to your ego, I am so glad I am not involved in that whole crazy world, as I was telling Aslan, ET, Peter Pan and Prince Andrew yesterday. I am told that only one of those character is real.