Kerry Katona - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 24 May 2012

Kim Kardashian is in London to promote her fragrance, and stealing vital newspaper coverage from British stars.

I'm at least halfway down the Daily Mail sidebar of shame. I used to be a top ten fixture.

Perhaps we can do a reality show together, Kimmy and Kerry go Kerrr-razy in Kornwall. Or Kingston. I've never been to Kingston.

I'm not sure what we'd do there that would be crazy, give me a bottle of vodka and my medication which I'm not suppose to mix, and I'm sure I'd think of something.