Kerry Katona - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 8 May 2012

I've auditioned for Loose Women - the lunchtime show on ITV1 - but not heard anything back.

They've gone for that brainy bird Vorderman, and the crazy biatch Denise Welch instead. Can't believe they didn't want me bringing a bit of glamour to proceedings?

Same over on Channel 5, my agent told them I'm available as a panelist on The Wright Stuff and they chose Fern Britton instead?

Honestly, these tv producers must have sh*t in their eyes...

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