Kerry Katona - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 1 May 2012

I see the new FHM 100 Sexiest Women In The World supplement is out in the next few days. The newspapers are publicising it with pics of Georgia Salpia - some Irish model who was on Celebrity Big Brother.

I wonder if I have won this year? It must be my turn by now!
Or will I have to settle for the top ten? Or twenty?
Oh the tension is unbearable, I can't wait!!!